The Swinging Head
Sandy waited in the middle of a field, I had told her to wait there, she was none to the wiser. Soon she will be dead, and it will be I who commited the deed. The rights to her death will be mine. I will be called the Butcher, and I will be published and recorded for being the best serial killer there was. Yes, soon. I arched my cross bow and I aimed for her stupid little head. I had practiced on apples. Because I knew her head to be stupid and small. I could hit 4 out of 5 apples on a bad practice. I was feeling very confident that I could hit her stupid little apple head now. It would crack in two like the apple. It would splatter across the grass and she would be dead. Sandy told me she liked me and that she wanted to kiss me. But I don't even think she's pretty. She's too skinny and there's too much fat on her neck and she's just plain ugly. So that's why I let go of the arrow and I shot her stupid apple head in two. Stupid...